Don’t read the rest of this if profanity offends you.
To the asshole that broke into my wife’s truck last night and stole her GPS and the Computer, I hope you get great pleasure in knowing that you now have items that I worked hard to pay for. Items that you might get $50 at a pawn shop so you can get your next fix of whatever it is you need.
I hope you have great pleasure in knowing that if I had wondered outside to smoke a cigarette at 3am or whenever you were rummaging through our possessions, that I would shot you dead without even blinking an eyelash. I would have stood over your dead body and not shed a tear.
Try your luck again, and it just might be my lucky day next time asshole.