My mom will love this one…..
Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House: he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared- away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: “nice pigs, sir.” The President replies “These are not pigs these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi.” The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, “Excellent trade, sir.”
Thanks to Big Bob for forwarding that one on.